Yes its “true”, I turned down MI5!
So Bob, youre a friend of AJ’s then? That would explain quite a bit. I was only joking of course! Ive never been a lesbian, but at the same time I dont really care if people thought I where either. It doesnt matter to me.
My new jobapplication was hardly for MI5, but something much more relaxed and fun. They did call me, the guys up at MI5, when they heard that I was out of a job, but I turned them down. I mean, earn shitloads of money for traveling around the world killing spies it just doesnt do it for me. Plus Im a bit on the bigger side now, so I dont have the enegry to climb walls and stuff. I just rather sit at home watching Derren Brown eating homemade apple pie. Or something. No wonder Im fat, haha!
Now, the job hunting continues!
Cheerio!
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