Ok, so no swine flu…
…but well a double ear infection! Yes, managed to get an appointment at my GPs on friday and it turned out I have a double earinfection. That means that I have an infection in both of my ears, hurra! I now have to take one pill three times a day and then eardrops (!) three times a day. Three times a day! Which means that when Im at work, by lunchtime a week foward I have to drop a fluid in to my ear and then hold my head sideways for two minutes before doing it to the other ear! Im such a freak!
When I got to my GP there was a big sign on the door saying “If you think you have swine flu, DO NOT ENTER the practise! Go home and call this number!” Jeez people are getting more and more worried nowdays. I see people on the underground wearing facemasks all the time. It surprise me when I see some skanky, dirty, blonde wearing one. I mean she is probably gonna go out on the weekend to some club wearing a miniskirt otherwise known as a belt, and shes not gonna wear the mask then is she? Its not like skanky nightclubs in the city are going to be swine flu free. If you ask me, I think its there the swine flu should spread.
Nah, have to go back to work now, have very important things to do!
Cheers
P
