Quite uninteresting but sometimes funny…

Alan Carr (with lube) or Justin Lee Collins (without lube)? This question I asked my boyfriend yesterday after I watched an old episode of “The Friday Night Project”. And what did he answer? Justing Lee Collins! And I aruged, that sure, JLC looks better than Alan Carr, but up the arse without lube? Then I rather get fucked by Alan! But AJ thinks that Alan Carr is so annoying that he would rather take a no-lube JLC than a fully lubed Alan Carr. I didnt know he thought he was THAT annoying!

I love playing that game where you have to come up with two discusting things and then you have  to choose one. Im the queen of that game.

Aaaanyway, awaiting the Bank holiday! Very excited about that! Three whole days off now! Ok so first its sat and sunday, but Monday is off! I love it!

BBQ this weekend again, come with if you want!

Cheers!

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Just had a meeting with one of them…one of the Creative Designers. I had this wonderful idea that I think would be benificial for the company. My boss thought so as well so I set out on a quest to get it online. But of course I have to have a meeting with one of the Creative Designers, and man they can talk! Plus even if you have a good idea how you want sonmething to look like, they always input all of their ideas by saying “well, we should do this this and this” like I have no saying in the matter! And its my fucking project! Jeez louise!

They are like dogs that like to jump on you. You have to be firm with them, othewise you end up with nothing from your original idea and doing all the dirty work for them. No thanks!

I totally stood my ground and told them how it is and gonna be! In my head at least…ah, well, hopefully it’ll work out in the end.

Cheers
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With my post yesterday, I was just very annoyed. I do still keep to my opinion though.

Have loads and loads to do today, hurrah! Tired as hell! BB and Lee came by yesterday which made me stay up later than I shud. Ah, well!

Have to run, more work ahead!

Cheers

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The other day at work we where discussing fat people on planes. Like if you are huge, should you pay for two seats? Of course there was someone there who said that to demand them (really, really fat people) to pay for two seats was discriminating and wrong. That person has obviously not sat next to a fat person on a plane, ever.

I’m not very skinny myself, in fact, i am what you would call “a bit round” and so on, but i damn fit in on my own airplane seat, not flowing over to someone else’s! When I flew home from Sweden I hade to take two planes. The first trip was 40min and in quite a small plane without set seats. Which meant that people could sit down wherever. Which meant that I, happy as a bird, sat myself on one of the seats next to the window (the plane only had rows of two seats on either side of the aisle). And who do you think comes and sit down next to me? The fattest person I have ever seen. Kind of. Which meant that for the 40min that was supposed to go like a breeze, I was stuck, pressed against the wall, only taking up half my seat because the other half was taken by the man sitting next to me! And of course the plane was a bit delayed so I had to sit like that for a bit more than an hour. Hurrah…

Anyway. We were discussing (at work) back and forth and some people seemed to be shocked when I say that I think that a really fat person has to book two seats on the plane. If that person then might get some sort of fatty discount, fine, that seems fair enough, but don’t book ONE seat when you know you’re too fucking big for it! Seriously. Because I have paid for ONE WHOLE SEAT. And If I only get to sit on half that seat, I should only pay half on the ticket for the trip. THATS fair enough to be honest.

When I finally reached my UK flight, I flew with BA (lots of legroom) sitting next to a skinny gay man reading “Attitude”, thank god for that! Plus I got his copy of Attitude later on, which was cool. Had a very interesting interview with Daniel Radcliffe. For you who don’t know this, “Attitude” is a magazine for gay men. But I must say that it was a long time ago since I’ve read something so well written and funny and engaging. Gay mags is the future for the mags business, must be!

Cheers

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Hallelulja, the week has begun again! Monday, oh, Monday! Arent thou sweet and tender like a peice of a 21 days matured stake?

Well, its not too bad. Last week i was constantly drowsy because of the meds I ate, but this wek Im off the meds (thank the lord!) and I suddenly feel a lot better.

Payday is coming up and I have promise myself and all others that I would join the gym in the end of this month. Just imagine, me P. Kay on a treadmill or bicykle or something else sweaty. Its ridiculus come to think about it. But I think I have reached the end of the line now and have become as big as I can be without being like proper fat. If I dont join the gym, Im gonna look like Hurley from Lost quite soon.Who btw, didnt loose any weight during the first two seasons. How is that even possible? If you only live on fruit, coconut milk and water, surely you should loose some weight? At least shit it out? Ah, well.

Makes me think about that time I was working as a temp in a nursery and one of the kids (a 4yr old) asked if i “had a baby in my belly”. When I said no and then asked her why she thought that she replied “oh, it looked like you did”. Must…not…beat…children!

Anyway, BB n Lee are coming to London tmrw! SO happy about it! But they are only staying one night, but one night is one night more than no nights!

Lunch hour coming to an end, see ya!

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Today Im going over to ILs (Brixton…) to say hi before she dissapears to Sweden. Hopefully we are going out for a pint. I know Im still on meds, but ONE pint cant hurt, eh? Its so hot in London my skin is melting and Im quite sure its only gonna be nice during the weekdays and as soon as friday afternoon comes, so does the rain.

Forgot to tell before, on Sunday, me and AJ had to put on netting on top of the wooden fence we have that separates our patio (I refuse to call it garden, it ONLY has stone flooring) which took ages and was hard to do. The reason? Our cats have now grown quite a bit and learnt how to jump..high. I remeber the days when Teaser took ages to jump up on the windowsill, now they jump up on the kitchen counter, damn cats! Anyway, they had gotten in to our neighbours (dried up middle aged couple) patio and Stewie had chewed on her tomato plant.

Of course she had the right to be angry, but she was even worse than that, because it wasnt just a tomatoplant, it was a prize winning tomato plant! (Didint even know there where any) Then, later, while having a bbq, AJ heard the couple have a discussion about which tomato plant was doing the best. Apparently they had one each and was competing with said tomatoplants! AJ suggested we could start growing a prize winning plant of some other sort and then start arguing about that. Then our transformation to middleaged couple would be complete.

I know I shouldnt be saying this, but cheers for stewie!

Cheerio!

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