Damn!
IL has moved! Fucker! Ok, not really, I just gonna miss you!
Wellwell, Christian is coming tomorrow, which is niiice! Im planning to get drunk with him and roam around town, yay!
Had such a nice easter weekend. Or parts of it anyway. On Good Friday, me and AJ went to IKEA, which was more or less a suicide mission. Bank holiday and the pikeys are marching on. Managed to get the last 3 seated EKTORP sofa they had, thank god, but other than then, it was hell. Not only was the place full of people with their screaming kids, they also brought their grandmas that was walking ca 1meter an hour. Preferably in the middle of the aisle…in a fucking row!. Me and AJ went around muttering things like “This is a fucking asshole convention” and “yes, go in the middle of the aisle you croc-wearing freak!”
When we got home, we spent ca 40min trying to get the frickin sofa through the door with me yelling “Its all about angle baby!” until we gave up and realised that is wasnt all about angle, sometimes its about size as well. And for guys with small dicks out there (SG to mention one) this goes for you too.
So in the end we managed to get the sofa in through our bedroom window and then realised that we wouldnt be able to get it out to the lounge. So our bedroom is now the lounge, the guestroom our bedroom, and the old lounge is now a diningroom. IKEA furniture is F-U-N! Fucking-Unbelievable-Nordic pain in the ass!
On sat I had my bday-party which noone seemed to show up to. Even AJ was late! And we live together! Well Leo came, and Al with five of his friends Ive never met before, but they where very nice. After too many beers and mojitos I went to meet up with Matt and Toby, who caught up with me in their car and drove next to me as I was walking home, singing Happy Birthday. Then Lisa showed up and then the rest. Ok, so clearly not the best party Ive ver had, but very nice! Im afraid thou, that I got a bit too drunk and discussed my “writing” with Al’s friend Mike. Come to think about it, I was pissed, talking non stop, and he sat and said “mm, really?” “mhm” and so on…Im just gonna claim I dont remeber it if I ever meet him again.
Ah, well, the rest of the weekend was spent in out new sofa, watching a whole season of Desperate Housewifes and eating chocolate. Just like a proper easter shud be!
Cheerio!
