Quite uninteresting but sometimes funny…

Had a near death experience yesterday. I took a ride home with T from work who has a car and lives around the corner from me which ended in hysteria (from my side anyway).

But first we realised the weirdest thing. While we were going by “The Grand” in Clapham Junction I said something about that I went to a birthdayparty there once with SG and Laz (who T happens to know as well, long story). And then T asked me when it was and when I answered we realised that it was T’s bday party I had gone to! So a week after I moved to London and was still living with SG, I just happen to go with him to a birthdayparty (were I didnt know anyone) which happens to be T’s! Which means that we’ve met before without remebereing it! And I thought London were supposed to be a big city, apparently everyone knows everyone! Worse than fucking Uppsala I tell ya!

Anyway when we get to Wandsworth T gets cut of by some other guy in a car which clearly was some sort of penis extention and then “accidently” drove straight in to the guy (with the small penis)’s car. Lucky there was no damage so the guy just drove off after checking his car but still.

I do lead a very dangerous life here in London town! But regardless of accident, I still do like T very much, were else would I find someone who shouts obscene stuff to others while driving, huh? Haha!

I need to stop now before getting all Disney Channel soppy.

Oh, btw, have now seen High School Musical. Have they not got the fact that Zac Efron is gay yet?? I really tried to be openminded here, but gay, gay, gay with UGLY hair! And there is no forgiving ugly hair!

Ah, well!

See ya!

P

Yesterday I got a comment that I should write about Al’s new hobby so here it is.
Dear Al at work has a new camera which is supposedly very high-tech. Anyway, Al (turning 12 this year…) started taking this really cool pics with mini men which I just need to publish (I LOVE them!). If I can get my hand on “Man killed by giant cookie” I will publish that as well (too amazing to explain, you have to see it!), but for now look at these amazing shots! I would so take the credit for this if it wasn’t for the fact that I promised not to.

Thanks Al!!!

Cheerio!

P

Ok, so you know when I write that i have nothing to write about? And then I always come up with something in the end of the post? Well this time I actually DONT have anything to write about! Im just writing for the fun of it.

And now Im done.

P

Isint it ironic that when I suffle all songs on my ipod, David Bowies “This is not America” came right before Simon and Garfunkel’s “America”? I change my playlists now and then and I know for a fact that this has happened before. Yes the two songs have appeared on the same playlist, but not with the same mix of other songs. So is there something I dont know? That the ipod is having say 5 certain ways of suffle songs and that it just happened to place those two songs next to each other? Or is my ipod smarter than I thought and finds it funny when I realise these kind of situations? Or am I going mad thinking my ipod secretly has a tiny computerchip brain?

Anyone?

No?

Btw just saw “The haunted airman”, and yikes! Anyone whos scared of spiders and is feeling a bit mentaly insane, be warned! Do not see it. I fall in to that category so big misstake, but for the rest of you normal people, it was actually quite good.

Cheerio!

Maybe a few of you have wondered why I havent been bothered with this blog for the last couple of days, but I got a very good reason for it. Last wednesday I found out that I was going to, due to certain credit crunch, lose my job.

So from the 31st of May, Im unemployed for the first time in a very long time. I was upset but now I feel like it was for the best. Im hardly the onlyone who lost their job in London by now, but I was a bit shocked. I will start looking for a new job asap and anyone who knows me also know that Im not a giving-up-er and I will find myself a new job.

And in more bland news, on Friday me and AJ har a few and som dinner with T from work, which was very nice! Friday lunch I had with Al and Rob from work at a closeby nudle bar. Both Al and Rob are proper nerds so I get even nerdie when im with them. I kinda felt like we were in highschool and we were the chessclub, if ya know what i mean…

Yesterday, we got internet working at home!!! AND our mattress delivered! Our 5″x7″ mattress!!! And OMG its comfy! NO more fucking airmattress for me! The BT guy that was going to fix our phoneline, was supposed to cost us £150, but because the fault was physically sitting on the outside wall (some wires werent connected properly) we didnt have to pay, hurra! IL came by and we went for a walk by costa and then own to the park were we met up with Lisa and some other girls. Then I ended up at home with IL and Lisa watching “Twilight”. I appeared to be the onlyone who had hots for Robert Pattinson, but when the bad vampire James, came up on the screen, IL screamed “I’d hit that!”. The IL and Lisa raided my books and DVDs for stuff to lend, which I dont mind, I have internet now! Who needs DVDs? Not me! Or, not right now anyway! I accedently was up to 3 in the morning when AJ came home drunk and cuddly. He had been to a pub in Surbiton with a friend of his that had been filled with pikeys. And when I say pikeys, I mean proper pikeys. Like those from the excellent movie “Snatch” but uglier. I promise you this, there is NO pikeys that look like Brad Pitt except for in movies.

Today I took a loooong walk by the river and when I was on my way back, and hour later, i saw a car in the water. The idiot owner of the car had parked it way to far out by the water, not realising that the tide would come in an hour later, pushing the waterline up several meters. Everyone that came by laughed and took pictures, but the owner was nowhere to be found…I wouldnt admit that it was my car either if ever did that.

Anyhow, time for some quality TV.

Cheerio!

Here in the UK we have a daily TV show called “Hollyoaks”, which is simular to “Tre Kronor” and other soaps. “Hollyoaks” is set in a part of Chester where everyone knows everyone and everyone seems to have had sex with everyone, as it happens in soaps. One of the characters in this particular soap is called Newt. Yesterday I dreamt that I snogged him and that we were a couple! Newt a 16 yr old goth guy and I can def say NOT MY TYPE!!!! And a tad too young as well, I might add.

But thats not all! I dreamt that AJ was together with the annoying Theresa as well! Shes a 16r old biaaatch with pink lipgloss!

I def need some help if I keep up these weird dreams. I havent even watched Hollyoaks for days now!!

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME??? HELP!!!!

/P

IL just emailed me about her ”muffintop”, you know when the fat kinda hangs over the jeans like the dough on a muffin (mm…muffin…double chocolate muffin…). Not that IL even has a ”muffintop”, but whatever. I on the other hand dont have a “Muffintop” I have a fucking “weddingcake-top”. Must…exercise…so…boring! And when your boyfriend should support you and go with you, but instead stays at home playing “Streetfighter 5″, things are hard.

Im being a pretentious dick at the office, listening to classical music while typing away on my novel. Ok, not really, but I am listening to classical music which is, btw, fucking schizo! I love it thou! But dont ask me whos who, I never remeber anyway.

Aaaaand this was just a bit pointless, but anyway.

Love you all! Ok, not all, thats a lie, but you know. Im just saying that to be nice. But really I despise you!

P

ps not really…

Ok, so on friday, I left work early. My plan was to go home and sleep, Im fucking sick. But regardless I had to meet up with Christian at Tate to get my keys. When I get to Tate, its raining and cold as hell. So we went to the Rodchenko & Popova exhibit wich was cool, but maybe not worth £10.

Friday night was spent in (thank god) with AJ and Tom. I blew out about 1 litre of snot, due to sickness. Sexy…also watched Madagascar 2, which is fucking hilarious! King Julien is the greatest character ever!! “Im a private dancer, Im dancing for money…”

On Saturday, me and Christian went to Hyde Park. Very nice. We sat in chairs by the lake and said mean things about freaks going by. One of them had a pair of very large harem trousers. Purple ones… So we had an idea that we shud hijack one of those pedal boats and use the puple harem trousers as sail. We would be the feared “Pedal Pirates of Hyde Park”! Christian also filmed me blewing my nose. It like a porno but better! Then we met up with Leo and then finally we went home. Or by the Dukes first for a pint and then home. After a few, we went to Lisas and met up with IL who was asleep when we came…anyway, had waterpipe and a few pints before going back to the Dukes and then by Sainsburys for more beers and then home. It was just AJ, IL, Leo, Christian and me, but it was great fun. Leo had to leave early due to working the next day (pussy), but the rest of us was up to the early hours drinking, smoking and playing wii. IL managed to spill beer on out carpet just once…haha!

Sunday was a reunion of hangover coffee with IL. We went quite early, me IL, Christian and Elle, who was waiting for us at Starbucks. After detoxing with juice, IL bought me a coffee and we went to the park for some hang-over-park-hanging. It was very niiiice.

Today? Well, Im still sick, but its ok…no, wait its fuckinh not. WHY am I still sick?? Why???

Next weekend Im spending with my Lovley Il again! Borough market! Horray! I have clearly missed hanging out with my bf, haha!!

Cheerio!

P

Last weeks best: IL!!! And having Christian over of course! And King Julien!

Last weeks worst: My frickin cold!

Last weeks crush: King Julien

I saw an amazing comb-over on the train this morning. The guy was around mid 40s, and had really thin hair. First he done the usual, combing the hair on the sides, up over his head. The thing that was unusual was that he had some sort of rockabilly fringe! He had taken the hair on his forehead and twisted it around and really tried to make it look like Kenickie:

He didnt really succeed and his try to look to cool for school ended up looking like he had a dead mouse on his head or something.

Anyway, when I got home yesterday, I watched Christian do the washing up and then buy me and AJ dinner. We went to lovley Normanbys, which I love, thank you Christian for dinner! Then we watched my new fav show “The Inbetweeners”. Fucking funny! 
And then I went to bed in an almost normal hour! I had apparently kept AJ up at night. Due to being sick, Im once again one of those people. Of whom am I talking? The mouthbreathers of course! I couldnt breathe through my nose at all, so I was snooring quite loudly throughout the night. Haha, well I slept well anyway!

Cheerio!

P

Im having a Jekyll/Hyde day today. No uppgrade today so started my usual 9.30. But might have stayed up til 2 o’clock, waiting for Christian, who immediately seemed to get an allergic reaction to our carpets. Go team P!

Great to have him here thou, need someone swedish to talk to.

Anyway, im not only sickenly tired after slept around 5h, Im also sick like hell, but cant of course be home from work. Why, I wonder does it come to be that every fucking time I got friends over, then Im sick??? When Bo was here (during valentines) I was sick as well! Same thing happened when Calle came! I mean, come on, cant I at least try to be sick when I dont have guests?

Btw, I dont know if I have mentioned this, but I hate people with backpacks in public transport. If you have a backpack and you are getting on the bus/train/underground, fucking take the damn thing off before! Instead of hitting fellow passangers with your stuffed, ugly as hell, backpack from Everest or whatever. Backpacks is for hiking, and hiking only. Not to mention, very unstylish!
And talking about unstylish, yesterday I had my new green mocka pumps on. Because it was raining, cold and these puppies have leather soles, I had flats on on my way to work and then changed shoes at my desk. And I had socks…over my jeans… so no, not very stylish yesterday morning. Even got the evileye from two bitches that looked like an even tackier version of the “Skins” cast. But what do I care about that? I mean of course I beat the shit out of them, made them cry and say that they love poo, but after that, I totally let it go! Im so on.

Aaaaanyway, see you later!

P