Quite uninteresting but sometimes funny…

Had the weirdest dream last night. Me and AJ got a dog and it wasnt until weeks later when one of our friends said it, that we realised that what we thought was a dog was really a cat…hm…and it was a beatutiful tabby cat as well, so it shouldnt be so hard to see the difference, but we where all

“Ah, its a cat! Well that explains it! We had no idea!”

Seriously, how can anyone be so stupid to se wrong on a cat and a dog?

Anyway, was home from work yesterday due to ear infection. Im pumped up on painkillersnow thou, which is rather nice. I was awake all day due to working from home, but around 6pm I decided to take an 30min nap until AJ came home. When I woke up AJ was in be next to me and it was midnight. Woke my dear boyfriend up who said he had been trying to wake me up but that I was kocked out and couldnt be waked. Then I fell asleep again so when I woke up this morning I had have roughly about 14h sleep…

Went into work today but still cant hear a thing so everyone is screaming at me like im an old lady. Sometimes I say “what” and extra time, even thou I heard them, just because its funny seeing them annoyed over repeating the sentence for the fifth time, hehe!

Finaly friday today, thank god! Im going to spend the weekend eating icecream and then meeting up wit IL for coffe on Sunday.

Cheers

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

20-something on cell: But I refused to go down on him…I told him I’m not ready to have a baby. (pause) Of course you can get pregnant by swallowing! Hello? Did you not take sex-ed in high school?

I rest my case!

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Ear infection! Again! Doctors appointment tonight thou, cant stand this shit!

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Im NOT pregnant! And I DONT WANT TO BE either!

Cant hear a thing. Im deaf.

My co-workers came up with the great idea that we all should bring in a photo of ourselfs when we where kids and then put them up on out noticeboard. Lucky for me, I was the cutest kid in town. Im not even joking here, I totally was! Mohahahaha!

I think I was hit on yesterday btw…I met this guy outside when I was ‘avin a fag twice yesterday. The second time he totally chatted me up, haha! And then this morning another guy came up to me on my way to work and started with:

“Hey! I heard that youre swedish? Yeah, man, Sweden is cool. Ive been there. Stockholm.”

Managed to mention AJ a bunch of times and scared him off, haha! It seems that the rumor about “The Swedish Girls” wont go away that easily. Yes, we have all been in a few pornos and we all love sex above aaaanything else. Cause thats how we swedish are, ey?

Haha!

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Me and AJ discussed names on our unborn child. For a boy we agreed on maybe Alexander or Peter, whereas if it was a girl, it would def be LaFandwa or LaRhonda. Classy huh? We where also discussing the lovley names: Chantelle, Chardonnay, Kevin and Bob.

For all you who worries out there, no Im not preggers! And I dont want to be either, NO WORRIES! Thou me and AJ agreed on that if would ever take that step of becoming parents, we would only have one and then spoil it rotten. Our kid would look like Chewbacca thou…I mean, Im nearly 6ft and AJ is 6ft7″ and we both have thick hair. Fairly hary as well…maybe we can adopt?

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Ok, I didnt win a million, but I did win something…£15 and 8 pence… Will not withdrawal my money thou, will keep playing. And maybe this week Ill win £20!

I had a really nice dinner on friday with AJ. We went to the cheesy italian place in Surbiton again, where they play cheesy italian music and the waitors are like the ones in “Lady and the Tramp”. The food was better this time around tho.

On Saturday it was my lil sis 21st birthday, but becasue she is somewhere in Australia she was a bit hard to get hold of. On friday it was Johns birthday so on the saturday, we went out for dinner just the two of us. It was supposed to be a drinking night, but grown ups, as we are, we decided dinner was nicer. I gave that as a bday present to him. Was home at 9 o´clock stuffed. I love getting out with John by myself. We talk about anything. Mostly sex. When Leos with us he gets all uncomfortable cause he doesnt like to talk about sex. Which of course makes it more fun for me and John. On the restuarant I uppset John by talking about our fav subject while there was a child in the room. The child, FYI, was three tables away and did not hear us, but apparently John has a prude side and decided to wait until only grown ups where around.

Anyway, after dinner, sex (talking of) and coffe I went home to mines and he to his.

On Sunday I bought a £16, 1.3kg, “Taste the Difference” roasting joint and made a big sunday roast, which was followed by cheese and crackers and after that belgian chocolate icecream. I ate so much I had to get to bed early. I reminded myself of that really fat police officer from “Family Guy”. Thats how I felt yesterday. Like a faaaaat policeofficer.

Today Is a new day but Im still fat thou. Im I bovvered? Ich dont think so!

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Please! All swedes, check out http://www.1000apor.se/blogs/vesslan 

I promise its worth it.

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I have, once again, learnt that my place is by the desk, doing my job quietly and never complain.
I thought that this company had a bit more potential then the last one I worked on, but no. I off course understand that things are hard during economic crisis times, but sometimes, being grateful and quiet is not something that is the easy thing to do. I do know that I can easily be replaced, so Im going to go with grateful and quiet for the moment. If I would lose my job, I would be royaly fucked up the ass withouth lube. Thats how the climate is now.

While my bosses are driving expensive cars and living in expensive areas of town, I have to pay more than half of my salary to pay rent and bills. Not including food and travel. And that sucks. Not that I think that I would get as much as my bosses get in salary (wouldnt hurt thou), but it royaly fucking sucks.

£85million on Euro Milions today! Will go and buy ticket now, and if I win, im outta here.

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Im going to my first wedding in June. Yup, AJs mate from work, MY old boss (!) is getting married and we are going. It feels weird, I have been to a couple of weddings before, but only when I was a kid so I hardly remeber it. If you dont count that wedding me, my dad and my friend Ad was hired as musicians for a couple of years ago (yes, I have a few hidden talents).

So, this is going to be my first wedding as a grown up. As expected we are going to roam around in a mansion on the countryside. Looks quite nice thou. I havent spoken to my old boss since I resigned and Ive never met his girlfriend, so this could be interesting…

The wedding industry is crazy over here. And it feels like the one thing that women wants to achive in life is to get their lazy boyfriend to propose. I Love AJ and I love living together with him, but getting married? Oh, no. I told AJ that if we are still going strong in 7 years time, then he can propose. Lucky for me, marriage scares the shit out of AJ too! One of his friends are engaged and his girldfriend was blahbing away about “when you get engaged, you will understand” and so on (not directly to me but she repeated that sentence the whole evening) the last time I saw her. Yeah, cause being engaged and getting married is, as we all know, the meaning of life.

In other news, Im making tomato soup and homemade bread tonight.

And Im going out for a pint with John, Lee and IL on saturday. Hopefully. If the whole evening does not fall apart like it did last friday…hm!

Wellwell, see ya!

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