My crazy relatives
Started to talk with IL the other day about my insane relatives. Ive got a huge family with second cousins here and there and a family that goes back hundreds of years. IL still remeber the story I told her about when my grandmother ate strawberrys as a child. The story basically is that she had to eat them with crackers, cause otherwise, they would taste to good! My grandmother never passed on that tradition (thank god!) and let us eat them with cream, like normal people.
On my fathers side I have and never ending stream of relatives that either have crazy names that sound insane (cant publish it here thou I really, really want too! Something like Humpty Dumpty anyway, haha!) or they are crazy for real. And because my grandmothers family was on the the finer bit of society theres is bastard sons and daughters that where adopted to other familys by birth (the shame!) and the not so thrilling fact that my grandmothers parents where second cousins! I find that part strange and mildly disgusting but at the time I guess it was ok. And it did in the end resulted in me and my sister, so I guess I have to be ok with that.
On my mothers side, they’re all hillbillys. One of them is a disgusting junkie that tried to hit on me the last time I saw him, and hes my first cousin! Strange as it may be, sex with relatives do not “push the button” as one says. They all get engaged at 14 and have kids early, or join Hare Krishna and simular. Sometimes i think its a wonder that my mum turned out to be normal!
Well, now work is awaiting!
See ya!
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