Quite uninteresting but sometimes funny…

I closing down. Again.

I cant be bothered to write every day and have therefore lost a lot of readers. Im still working on my projects and will continue to do so.

But for your readers here I have two things to say. For the readers I know, you will most def hear from me anyway. For the readers I dont know, just wait and see…P.Kay might be coming your way soon!

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So have been to two bday parties this weekend. The first was AJ’s mate J’s 30th and it was so much fun!

He had both a bucking bronco AND a bouncy castle there and I of course tried out both (as one should). Yeah it was a great night except for when this one dude yelled at me for standing on the edge of a footballpitch. kind of reminded me of PE class in school…

Yesterday was the 30th of another of AJ’ friends and I managed 4,5h before I had to go home and check that our cats hadnt killed eachother.

Yesterdays party didnt have a bouncy castle but some awesome ppl instead. And the worlds most disgusting tequila. They made me do a shot and that damn tequila was stuck in my throath for the rest of the evening.

Now AJ and I are recovering in the Slug…mm…fooood!

My two adoring cats are in great need of castration! AJ and I have been too lazy and now have to suffer the consequences…they (the cats that is) have started to pee everywhere! especially if you leave an item of clothing on the bedroom floor, they LOVE peeing on that!

For you who dont know this, male cats who hasn’t been castrated and who pee to mark their areas have a special kind of pee. With special I mean very, very strong odour pee…its stinks horrible! And just 5min ago i found my green designer (and therefore expensive) SUEDE shoes covered in catpee!

All I could do was shed a tear and go to bed repeating the words “you must not hit your cat, you must not hit your cat”

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…in the kingdom of P Kay!

Im thinking of a cat smoking roll-ups and that has a Liverpool accent when talking (yes the cat can talk)…no Im not high, im creative!

Darn it! I wish I was rich enough to be creative all the time!

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Today is the last bank holiday until xmas… that doesnt make me bitter at all…noooo…

Have had a great wknd though! Friday i went out w AJ and his workmates where i was teaching J how to say really, really rude things in swedish which he then ran and said to a couple of Swedish girls that happened to be there. It was more fun than im proud to admit…

Anyway, on saturday I went all cultural and i saw Liz’s play up in camden! it was quite good, not Cooper material exactly, but Lisa was great and thats what matter to me at least.

Yesterday AJ and i did a lot of shopping and a lot of eating. its amazing how much food you can eat during a day! I think we scared the poor waitress on the Slug shoveling down our food!

So basically ive had a great wknd doing nothing worth writing down (except I just did).

Tmrw is the first time im gonna meet my workhusband! we have never met and up until now he’s been working in Malta, but now he’s moved over! Im quite excited!

Also im getting my new phone soon, a HTC Desire! Why am i getting a new phone again? Because im special, thats why!!

Anyway dears, im off for breakfast/lunch now!

P – Keepin it real, yo, yo, yo!

Katten Skogmans Orkester!

Check them out at www.kattenskogmansorkester.se

I had the best time with them in Visby!

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ps Its raining here…and its cold…and a friend of mine is going to Morocco w her boyf in a couple of weeks…jealous me? No! I actually prefer staying in a damp, cold and wet part of the world. *feeling my nose grow 3 meters*

Katten Skogmans Orkester!

Check them out at www.kattenskogmansorkester.se

I had the best time with them in Visby!

P

ps Its raining here…and its cold…and a friend of mine is going to Morocco w her boyf in a couple of weeks…jealous me? No! I actually prefer staying in a damp, cold and wet part of the world. *feeling my nose grow 3 meters*

…and its fucking great!

Saw a guy on the train that looked like a slightly fatter Rod Stewart! Imagine looking like Rod but without all the money in the bank! Poor sod!

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ps Hello to The Cat and The Bear! You are my new favourites!

Saw a guy on the train that looked like a slightly fatter Rod Stewart! Imagine looking like Rod but without all the money in the bank! Poor sod!

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ps Hello to The Cat and The Bear! You are my new favourites!